Unmasked.....

I was getting a bit of flak for writing crappy and complicated stories... so i decided to complete this tag by Arjun.... Now. seriously, how can i make this complicated....

5 people who top your shit list..... and why:

1. A prof whom we lovingly call Gaskell.... i got a 'C' in his course.... so am not a big fan of his....
2. Thierry Henry...... he is just plain ugly...no other reason for hating him....
3. Brad Pitt.... for being with two of the most sexiest goddesses ever.... i envy him....
4. Myself..... the reasons are not to be made public......
5. Arjun..... for making me do this...


Close brushes with death/danger:

The incident occured when i was 13...(it was an unlucky year for me)..... i was learning to swim in my village pond along with my cousin sister who was 11, at that time. it so happened that my sis went a bit too far from the coast and she panicked.... i, trying to be the big brother, swam upto her, but she was too heavy for me(yes, i was frail then also).... so now we both were drowning.... but luckily someone(god bless his soul) noticed the commotion and rescued us...
i can remember this one brush only....


5 Preferable modes of suicide, in descending order:

1. Use poison.... it is painless... u die in ur sleep...
2. The old fashioned rasii way...
3. If u can call this suicide... kill the person u hate most... and get sentence for murder....
4. The woods are dark, lovely and deep... u get my point, right....
5. Come under a DTC bus, the easiest way....


5 Guilty pleasures:

1. Blogging during dinner time.... as i am doing now....
2. Knocking on a strangers door and running away....
3. Checking only the wrong( or the right, depends on the way u see it).... profiles on Orkut.....
4. Rock music at full volume.....
5. Not paying for what i eat in canteen.....( on second thoughts, i don't feel guilty about this)....


5 things you never want to forget:

1. The time spent with 'her'....
2. My first story.....
3. The day i got into IIT..... (this for the wrong reasons...)
4. The taste of rich dark chocolate.....
5. The summers spent in my maternal uncle's place.....(those were magical....)



5 things you wish to forget:

i generally forget a lot of things, so it is difficult to remember 5 things i want to forget..... but still....
1. The incident with a particular classmate....(she is married now.... i hope she has a good married life)
2. The fights i had with a close friend.... those days were the most wretched days.....
3. oops i do not remember any more....


5 really exotic dishes you have tried:

1. Crabs.... its yummy....
2. Chicken Tikka....(it is not exotic, is it???)
3. Something called 'lung- fu sauce in china sea noodles'.... in a japanese diner....
4. Death with Chocolate.... a divine overdose of chocolates....
5. Pizza.... (it used to be an exotic dish).....


5 crushes/loves in your life... in chronological order (even initials or nicknames would do. Oh, no ID attempts or requests pleez):

1. Cindrella.... (no not the cartoon character.... it is a nickname...)
2. The girl mentioned above, who got married
3. A certain girl i recently met on orkut...
4. Cin.... (short form for cindrella...) sorry for the repitition.... but i lead a boring life......
5. Yah, u guessed it.... it her on no. 5 too....


Strangest dream you ever had:

I don't dream.... i know its strange.... but it is way it is....


5 most valued personal possessions:

1. My memories.....
2. My friends.....( they are reading, so i have to please them)
3. My drop dead looks.... (if looks could kill, they would accuse me of genocide.....)
4. My comp. (for obvious reasons.... namely blogging, gaming and orkutiing
5. My family....


5 favorite superheroes..... And why:

1. Wolverine.... he is too smart....
2. Batman.... (if only i had that kinda money)....
3. Scooby Doo..... he is just too funny.....
4. Shaggy..... i am a big fan of the series....
5. Mask.....